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FEMALE BEHAVIOURAL ANALYSIS 101

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Let me start this write up by clarifying one fact; I'm a girl. Yes some people still doubt it, I'm confused....still confused. But I'm a girl with the boobs, the behind, the snappy attitude and the unneeded drama. Yep! I'm a babe. So believe me when I say girls are not simple. We are complex beings while you guys are easy going beings. Imagine this scenario; a guy probably in his mid twenties asks a girl out (probably in her early/ mid twenties too) she agrees and well they decide to hang out you know go to some fancy eatery, cinema or somewhere somewhere (in some cases the guy's place which clearly I don't get) so the date's in progress and the girl is thinking..hmmm he's cute. Nice laugh, wow he has a sense of humor, nice company, good height. We could start something and we could go far and we could start figuring something together. He seems like that kind of guy. But the guy is thinking; she's hot. Great bod...*and other PG 18 thou...

WHICH ONE ARE YOU

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Nobody said it was gonna be easy, Oh! I'm talking about life. Before Bill Gates started waking up on a one million dollar bed in his one billion dollar mansion and having his nail chipped by some fancy Italian cosmetologist while he ate with a silver spoon and got his back massaged on a golden chair, he went through some serious hell. Yeah yeah we all know he was a dropout, who missed his first opportunity of selling his first BASIC, and lost most of his customers when MITS found out his age. So yeah he went through adversities. So no, nobody said it was gonna be easy but things would come through in life I know that. Because like the old times where platos divided the people in a republic into three; the producers, the auxiliaries and the guardians. The producers as the peasant farmers and craftmen, the auxiliaries as the protector and the guardians as the royals who were guarded from the ugliness of this worlds addressed as My Lord and My lady and spoken to in fla...

REASONS I LOVE BEING A GIRL

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REASONS I LOVE BEING A GIRL Girls singing about being dudes....Jessie J went all 'do it like a dude' Ciara sang 'Like a boy' Beyonce...If i were a boy...why would you wish you were a guy? i don't don't get it; look at us, our anatomy, our fancy swags not the boring tees and baggy. painted fingernails isn't gay in our world and we don't wet our beds at fifteen. so next time you hear the radio playing any of this songs, turn it off. for one reason you guys don't shave your pitts then the football obsession and the cheesy swag...i don't get it, you guys can spend a lot on a haircut but you can't shave your arm pits. Then what's with the grabbing of balls it was only cool when M.J did it now y'all have abused it and stop it with the cheesy swags and the bouncing. It doesn't look good from my point of view. Don't get me wrong; I like guys but I don't just dig their lifestyle you know why; because being a girl is AMAZIN...

LADIES, DON'T FALL FOR THIS CARDS

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LADIES, DON'T FALL FOR THIS CARDS In the world of relationships, romance, love, hookups and the likes of this influences always drama because a capital D. you know its sad.... How soooo much energy is put into dumb things the like relationship while someone is yet to invent a car that can work on land, sea and air. see; deliquesce and a colossal waste of time on the wrong things. No wonder we are still under Newton's law and Thomas Edison's invention; nothing new or exciting. well, in a way I'm glad.  I can imagine it was in the time of Lussac, Boyle and Einstein them time.We would be a bunch of wackos {Well the guys} all absorbed in science, no wife or kids trying to make the coming nation's life difficult, invent unreasonable courses like Further Maths and measure the speed of a pendulum bulb or a spinning coin {breathes}..........hopeless. Well not withstanding, all this energy in the world of relationship.......not needed. Take guys for instance; someone t...

WHAT NOT TO EAT IN FRANCE

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As I stretched my legs and body smiling with deepest satisfaction like I just won a trophy, I wondered what was making me all happy and rosy. It wasn't the early morning Paris atmosphere or my soft apartment bed; yes I did win a trophy last night and he was in the kitchen humming happily to himself. It all started last night. It was a friday night and I and the girls Mandy 28, married and Mena 25 single. We had been working our butts off with one of the most influential French oil companies and thought it was about time we took the night off. As we entered the loud filled up club my adrenaline kicked up. It was like I just wanted to loosen up and forget I had a big presentation the next day. I looked round; exactly what I needed; a club filled with handsome young french guys. 'I think this is a bad idea' Mandy started with a big frown on her face 'Seriously...Mena did you hear Mandy' I shouted trying to be audible in the noisy club 'Yes I did Quinn....wh...
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LET’S STOP AND THINK But then again we never stop thinking because deciding to stop thinking is thinking itself so there’s no point telling you to stop and think because that was exactly what you were doing before I sent my request. But screw it let’s stop and think; close our eyes and imagine. Kill the reps nobody is watching you and you’re making a sissy out of yourself. Because we think we have the answers to it all but we get surprise when we search ourselves deep inside and realize we have been trying to make ourselves believe a lie till it looked like the truth. Demi believes there’s just one life to live and no time to waste but the question is; are we living the life we wanted? So ask yourself ·          If the lands became corrupted with nitrogen dioxide or some fancy chemical pollutant  and the only place habitable to man was the sea; which sea would you pick ·          If you had t...
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MY DEAR SAPPHIRE INSERT SURNAME I’m sure you think mom gave you a shitty name but I want you to know that I named you this because to me you’re just like a precious stone; priceless, worth full, beautiful and everything nice. You’re just like an oxide of aluminum. The worries of this world don’t shake you because you’re strong, insoluble and infusible. So don’t hate the name, I named you after one of the rarest precious stones in the world, you should feel worthy. I know one thing; you’ll grow up to be a beautiful young lady; carved like an hourglass, beautiful hair, lovely smile, lovely lips, beautiful nails, bright eyes, lovely skin tone. But in the world we live in sweetie, beauty goes beyond what you have outside. During my time, the movie Lone Ranger was one of the most highly anticipated movies. I mean everyone wanted to see this Disney movie that had the best movie stars from Depp to Armie Hammer. I remember going to the cinema to see this movie with a friend. It was tw...