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FIVE SIGNS TO SHOW IF YOU'RE THE SIDEBRO OR THE MAIN MAN


FIVE SIGNS TO SHOW IF YOU'RE THE SIDEBRO OR THE MAIN MAN


Okay, to start with first before I get to the bone of contention here, good day ya'll, hope you're having a blessed fulfilled day. Now to the real shit; guys shut up about the sidebitch already. I keep on hearing that everywhere I turn, from every guy's mouth. Even sixteen year olds have side bitches! The apocalypse is really coming very soon. I wonder, every guy wants to feel like they have a side bitch that even those with no jobs, no future ambitions, no life, no money you know the guys in the category of you can see but can't touch claim to have sidebitches too. *Sigh* a taya. Now I'm gonna ask you to do me one favor, take a good look at yourself, have you? Now ask yourself this question; am I sure I'm
not the bitch in this relationship? You screw her quite alright and she cooks for you. What else does she offer you? Really. Like talk, sex is cheap this days. It's the 21st century baby. You think some ladies give a shit? Let me ask you one question; whats the oldest occupation? Prostitution. So, so what if you do have sex you pay her bills, buy her weave, pay her rent, pay for her clothes, pay for her mani and pedi, buy her toothbrush and comb. Lol yeah right you have a side bitch.

Well on the other hand, some guys are real sweethearts and do not deserve to be sidebroed and some girls are real ladies too and do not deserve to be sidechicked, no go use wife do girlfriend and girlfriend do wife. So stop with the sidechicking and broing already and stick to one man or babe, honestly. But what can I do, I can only preach it I can't enforce it. How do they say it; you can take a camel/donkey/horse to the river but you can't force it to drink water.
So anyway, today I'm gonna have the guys back. I mean the major sweethearts. The ones in the sidebro category. Im gonna show you how to know if youre the sidebro or the main man. One thing you should know before I start is that a lot of girls have more than one guy. So don't be surprised if she's one of the many. It's life, shit happens. Yeah back to the matter
Here are the signs that shows youre the SIDE BRO
**SHE DOESNT SHOW YOU OFF**
Have you ever seen a girl that just got a fine ass bag/shoe, she'll be all over the place waiting for one compliment or the other. Same thing with a guy. If you're all she ever wanted you'll be all over the place. Her friends will know you. You'll be on her ig/Twitter/BBM or whatever social network. You'll always come up in her discussions. Oh Fola said this, yeah that's what Folusho always says, I took Femi's advice. But if she wants you two to be discrete, beware. Some girls like their things been kept private. But if you two are already exclusive, what's the point.
**SHE TURNS SOUR WHEN SHE DOESN'T GET WHAT SHE WANTS**
Ever told her no, not today babe, how bout nextweek, I dont have that kind of money yet and she just turned sulky and that adorable smile disappears. She became completely sour and snappy. Good example that you're being used. See a girl who has you in mind will understand. But if youre being sidebroed, it turns to what's his usefulness now. Well my brothers, this is a good way to know if she's just using you.
**YOU NEVER HEAR THE RING OF HER PHONE WHEN YOU TWO ARE TOGETHER**
Her phone is always on silent, it has never rang out for once when you two are together, not even momc or popc, really. Really. Her phone never rings. Sigh. Her ways are not pure. So she doesn't receive calls. Oh bullshit! She wants no distraction and just wants our us time. If a girl can't boldly receive a call infront of you then youre not the only one. Wake up!
**SHE'S INSENSITIVE TO YOUR FEELING**
Bitch just doesn't care if you get hit by a bus or run over by a truck. If youre hurt you dont see the care, if a friend dies you dont see her care, if you're sick that's when she had marathon lectures, all you just hear is a plain sorry and no action to show that she's concerned. Oh baby I can't get you that phone yet my salary was slashed.....theres always a story with you Ezra. Abeg! Not sorry, when did that happen, why didn't you tell me. If she shows no sentiments to your misfortune dump her.
**YOU TOO REALLY DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO TALK ABOUT**
What do you do when you sit together, just she just chat on her phone or look at your pictures. If it seems you too never have anything to do when youre together rather than eat, shag, watch movies and sleep then there isn't much. What happened to long talks, laughter, inside jokes. Bro you can be in a better relationship than this. Are you sure youre not some kinda coping mechanism while her baby is doing his masters in the state. Dump that ho. You dont need this
Now, this are the five main signs to show youre the main man.
**SHE SURPRISES YOU**
She notices all the small details about you then does them just to see you smile. Theres this currant bread you like and every time she comes over she brings it. She heard you complain about not liking the brown table cloth on your dining and hoping to change it to something cream and she does that for you. If she does all this little things that catches you unaware and makes you smile. Shes a keeper and you're certainly not a side bro
**SHE WORRIES WHEN YOU SEEM DISTANT** 
Girls like the attention of a guy they are interested in. Something might be keeping you preoccupied; work, school, family and if she calls severally and complains that you seem distracted, shes concerned and she cares. Don't believe all that
I thought I should give you some space crap. A lady who cares will show it.
**SHE SUPPORTS YOU**
Picture this; you stop at the boutique with your girl to get a plain simple shirt. You get to the counter to pain and it appears the POS isn't accepting your card for some reason. What does your girl do. Does she offer her card so they can see if this one goes or just stands and looks elsewhere like it's none of her business while you struggle. Does she go baby whats the matter or just walks away and pretends to check out stuffs. A supportive girlfriend would always try to bring amicable solutions to the problem at hand. One of a lady's duty is support right. If she isn't supportive what is she?
Guys listen; dont date a girl just because is pretty AF. That's just wrong. Yeah, she's classy, got a mad behind, she looks good walking away and towards you, your guys thinks she's beautiful and you just wanna show her off like a trophy, she speaks good English. Then what. Is that it, does she make you happy, does she get you or you just count yourself lucky. That's a wrong way to live bro you need some reconsideration.
**SHE OPENS UP TO YOU**
It takes a lot for a girl to tell you the darkest parts of her. If she does it shows she thinks youre important enough to know and not just some dumb blond she carries along like a bag. You know ladies have a lot of accessories; there's the bag and the shoe, dont be surprised if you might just be one too. So if she opens up to you, she's a keeper.
**TAKING CARE OF YOUR NEEDS ISN'T MUCH OF A BIG DEAL**
"Baby I forgot that file we were working on yesterday. I think it's in the last drawer. Can you get it and bring it to work for me"
"Kufre, work is at Lekki. I should come all the way from Ikotun with all the traffic"
But she does anyway. She just takes care of you and your every needs because she doesn't want to see that look that shows youre rejected
or disappointed. Now that shows youre so not the side bro. She cares
So readers thats it for today. You can also feature in classicandreal. Send your writings to ojornneka@gmail.com together with your link and a little bio about you. Have a nice day

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