FEMALE BEHAVIOURAL ANALYSIS 101: BASIC THINGS LADIES LOOK FOR IN HIM

A blissful October to my beautiful readers out there. Hope life is taking it easy on all of us. I apologize for my break, I had my attention shifted for a while but I'm back!

To begin with, statistics has it that an average twenty one years old doll in naija, apart from the "hardcore" SUs have had at least one to two exes. What went wrong? Most reasonable ladies enter a relationship with at their mindsets set on atleast a 10% chance that this dude might become a husband at the end of it all, So what causes breakups in most relationships. We all have one or two or more flaws we see in our guys that we dont like. Some are traditionalist, sexist, proud, demanding, crass, lazy, too exuberant, no goals. And the sad part is they think they are completely fine. *sigh* what can we do than hope and pray. Sorry if I sound one sided but my words are real, you know I'm being honest. Well I'm here today for my ladies. We all are not going to turn out to be nuns so we look at guys and see something but what do we look for? Pay attention guys, I'm gonna use this means to drop a few advices. The make ups and the heels isn't to get a man that would turn out to be a relentless arrogant rat at the end, it is to meet a real man. And what does a real man look like to us

1. DISCIPLINED
Let me start by saying this, you don't have to be Thor or Zeus with the great bod and to die for abs before you can get a gorgeous girl. A lot of unattractive nerds get a family before the attractive ones and why? Because most of them are disciplined, they didn't have the opportunity to drink, flirt or smoke pot like the good looking ones did. All they had were their brains and that took them far in life even without them knowing it. A disciplined guy knows

- When the number of bottles is getting too much
-When the outings are getting out of hand
-When the unnecessary spendings and no investments are coming in
-When the flirting is becoming too much
-Screwing too many bitches at the same time is unethical

Root is; a disciplined guy knows when to draw the line and say im overdoing this shits. And trust me if a girl sees you have limits, she'll want to stay. Not all guys have their heads straight

2. A GUY WHO LISTENS
I understand most guys are egocentric by nature, it all comes down to the way you were created with the whole breadwinning, name the animals thing and your boyfunk oozing all over the garden of Eden, so you dont wanna listen. You feel you are the man and you know it all don't you? So why do you need a lady, go date a bitch not a bad bitch, just bitch. Havent you heard behind every successful man is a good wife. So why do you get pissed off when she tries to caution your smoking, drinking, spending, outing, addressing nature or whatever. Don't say I know what I'm doing just listen and take caution so that your relationship will last. Because if you don't, she'll find a guy who will think her opinion counts.

3.A HARDCORE NIGGA
No girl wants 'buti' Okay you may have grown up with a silver spoon in your mouth and be all I eat pounded yam with fork and knife and cake with fork. But please if you are a man and a serious ajebutter who watches Korean movies, you are a sissy, you dont need a woman you need a man. Readers can you relate, a lady is aggressive by nature. We have throbbing hormones, oestrogen, progesterone. We are aggressive creatures. So we need a man that irrespective of the spoon he came to earth with; gold, silver or wooden, he would say sit down and stop shouting and we would listen even if it's a little. Or Temi, we are not arguing here wait till we get home and we would listen. A guy that can put his arms round us and make sure we are not at the edge of the road so the trailer would hit him instead. Fuck height or size, it depends on how you view yourself guys. So if you are all I dont walk in the sun without sunscreen or I dont like it when I'm punched on the arm. Go meet your guys to man you up......Please

4. SUPPORTIVE
If we ladies were given the role of being the breadwinners or God said 'every woman to herself' it would be understandable. But guys understand that, no matter how comfortable or successful your lady is; you still have to be a man, play the role God gave you and be fucking supportive. Guys how would you have a girl who looks untidy, undone hair, no new clothes, needs a change of shoe and you are there cruising with 4 bottles of Jackie every Friday night? Ahnahn, even if it is darling Yaki. And you'll still screw that girl sha. We are not asking you to get us the whole world, no. But be there and support us financially, morally, emotionally. Be there. Dont leave your girl when she fails an important test and go play FIFA with your guys. Go and pet her and tell her everything will be okay. And understand that the fact that Kanye bought a mansion for Kim didnt stop her from buying a Lamborghini for him. If you give, you receive. Ladies dont be a giveaway. Dont date a stingy guy, yea I said it. And guys, have your girls back. Understand that this is the 21st century and there is no ugly girl in the world, so she's not too ugly to get a guy who will. Stop taking her for granted. Dont go spend on oloshos in the club who mean nothing to you. Go home and spoil your girl.

5. A PERFECT GENTLEMAN
Lastly be a gentleman. Dont shout or hit her. Dont be rude infront of your guys, dont ignore her. Dont laugh at her, dont forget to pick her. Practice clivary, open the door of the car for her, draw out her chair, ask her if she is comfortable. Dont always try to do you. Try to keep her smiling. Doesn't mean you are an African mumu. But happy wife, happy life. She would do the same to. Do it because you have a mother or a woman who means something to you and you were well brought up. Don't let your ego take the best part of you, enter the kitchen once in a while. Dare to be different from a lot of this airheaded guys who think they are everything and be a gentleman.
 

That's it for today readers. Please do drop your comments, feedbacks are important. Thank you