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RELATIONSHIP TALK: A LITTLE OLD SCHOOL

By nature in the animal kingdom, the male species are the beautiful creatures with the distinctive feature to help enhance mating. The male lizard has the colourful skin and during the mating season, it stays in d sun to attract the female specie to its glowing skin, the peacock spreads its colourful tail to woo the peahen into submission during mating season, rutilus a kind of fish has elaborate colours in its scale to encourage the female specie into mating. Even the male toad croaks loudly to attract the female toad into mating with him. By nature the male specie is the finer specie. The lion is the one with the mane, the cock is the one with the comb, even the male turkey is more goodlooking than the tacky looking female. In science its called the biological ornaments and female animals ain't got much of it. But when we come to the specie called human there's a switch, females are the attractive species while males are the plainlooking ones. Therefore we have the advantage

CHOOSE SMART

We feel life is short and upon how short it is we are not cats, we don't have nine lives we have just one life.we hear stories about how a twenty something years old guy or girl developed some kind of disease or was involved in some kind of accident and just like that their lives ended and we wonder that could be us. Life is really one big bag of shit. We have it at the back of our minds that one day we would grow old and frail and walking, talking, breathing and other activities would be so stressful. So we feel we should make a bucket list of all the things we should do before we die. A list of a bunch of silly, dumb and stupid things we should do before the inevitable happens to us. So what's your list like; swim with sharks, run into the mall and scream now you see me and run out, have a threesome three different times of the day with different people three days consecutively,smoke ten wraps of sk in five minutes.....what's your stupid list like. My point? My point is w